funnytwittertweets:

funnytwittertweets:

flightyfinch:

1cecxla:

odumb:

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

memedirection:

when u know someone is fake as hell but u dont have receipts 

wlshtags:

someone: its not healthy to depend on other ppl for ur happiness!!! uwuwuwu

me: call 📞📞 1-800-DID-I-ASK  👀 👀 👀 

leavinpuzzlesunsolved:

funnytwittertweets:

creachurcritter:

Why is it that when you start eating eggs you also have to suffer a race against time before your brain decides to make eating eggs unbearable

tvdinner1:

thebootydiaries:

me: *overthinks everything and cries*

*5 minutes later*

also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back

thebootydiaries:

Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!

Me: Hell yeah, fanart

odinsblog:

Wasn’t even fake tears. It was no tears at all. They were Kavanaugh tears.

snorlaxatives:

carlyclaw:

snorlaxatives:

it’s literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that “only 90s kids will recognize” like….. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of coke….. they poured a can of coke into a glass… 

But did you recognize it?

i……….. did…………